The Shadow Vault

Pretend You Are A Drunken, Capsized Pirate Day

I am going to declare "pretend you are a drunken, capsized pirate day" where you swim through the air when you walk, and when you stand, you wade and get pulled by the tide, and when you sit, you have to hold on, so you don't float away, and when you talk, you have to go "yarr!" all the time, and talk all drunken like, and do other piratey things. Oh, and bonus to people who wear pirate hats, and carry pirate swords, or wear other pirate stuff!

I think it will be.........
December......
the.....
TWELFTH!

I think...

Unless, like.. someone really important objects with some really good objection, it will be the twelfth of december, thats a friday, its a couple weeks away, so you have plenty of time to prepare, and... uhh...the drunken is optional... and... yeah, actually, I guess if you want to, you can even pretend you are a normal-like pirate... I guess... but, its best if you go ALL OUT!!!

AND TELL ALL your friends!!!!!!!!!!!

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12!!!!


JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!!!!!!


Whee!!! I AM A PIRATE!!!!!

AND, the correct place to send everyone to is:

http://www.modernevil.com/shadowvault/004356.php






Right, and so, yes, this is sort of a copy of Talk Like a Pirate Day Only, not completely, see, the purpose of PYAADCPD(paiyahdicpuhduh)(Pretend You Are a Drunken, Capsized Pirate Day) is actually the whole swimming thing, the other stuff is just so that the people who missed Talk Like a Pirate Day(TLaPD) can make up for it, or for the people who LOVED TLaPD want another day, with some extra spice... Yeah, and also for the crazy people who just want to do thier best to creep people out as much as possible... But, yeah, just do it, its fun, and don't embarass the people who didn't hear about TLaPD untill two weeks later, and need a new day so they have an excuse, and some partners to talk like a pirate in, and also some other stuff, whee!

Adventure!

Right, so, I have decided to refrain from adventure games as much(well, maybee not, but still...) Yeah, so now, I am doing real-life adventures, like hiking, and going places to hang out with people with no plans, and travelling places on my own, not by the easiest means, but by the most self-propelled means. But, yeah, so, today, I went to the nieghborhood pretty much all my freinds live in. That nieghborhood is about 2.5 miles from me, but thats just a guess, I have no clue. Its over by the school I go to. It takes an hour to walk from that neighborhood/school to home, and it takes a half hour to get from home to school on bike(just like 5 mins longer to get to any of my several freinds in that area.). So, I rode over there today, and when I got there, I called my freind Derick, and he was buisy, so I went to Jons house, and he wasn't home, but at work(his mom wasn't entirely sure of where he was, but...) And so, then, I rode over to Dairy Queen where he works(union hills and 7th street, like... half a hile from his house, walking distance). So when I got there, I realised there was nowhere in the entire plaza where he works that is built for locking bikes to, so I just locked it to the place where carts are held(on the sidewalk, its a thing that sicks out of the wall, and its safe.) So then, I went to his work, and I talked to him a little because he was just standing around... I thought both the girls working with him were hot, and one of them sits next to me in history class(not the one from before, this is a different one, seating charts have changed). Yeah, so then I got an Oreo Cookie Blizzard, and ate it in enjoyment, then I talked to Jon a while longer while he wasn't doing anything. I then decided to go check on my bike, real quick, so I went, did that, came back, and then sat, and I watched Jon walk out, I assumed he was cleaning tables out there or somthing, but I shortly followed, and discovered he got off early, and was going to bashas(also in the plaza). So, I got my stuff and went with him, we hung out a while, and then he had to go, so I went off on my bike back to the neighborhood to wander again. Yeah, so then, I went searching for Joe's house! And it didn't take long to find, especially considering that he was out in the street playing games with his neighbors! Yeah, so then I hung out there for a while, almost ended up joining him in gathering all our friends and going to Desert Ridge mall, but it got too late, so we didn't. So then, he had to go in, and then everyone did, and then I went away. And I went to burger king, had dinner.... which I noticed somthing odd... I was order number 13, and by the time I left, there had been order number 38, but... there had NOT been 25 people order in that time!! Yeah... but then I went home, and here I am!

04-Hour Comic DONE!

After... 5:41 minutes! Uhh... wait... yeah, I also need to go get another panel from my computer other computer... its missing... but... here, look:
Four Hour Comic!!

Starting My 04-Hour Comic

Well, So, since I have to have the comic done by monday, and tomorrow, I don't know how much day I will have that isn't already planned, and since I plan on going to Desert Ridge with my friend today, and we want to be there around six, since our friend will be working at that time, and we are gonna go visit her, And I think we are going to go see a movie, then I think that I should start it now. And since the best time to start somthing is on the hour, I will be starting it at one oclock. So... yeah one till five. Then, yeah.

And I will just be working for the four hours, and hopefully be done then, if I go over, it won't be by much. And... uhhh... I hope I can get them all up... tho... I don't really know what I should do for that so I will call Teel for help after this post. Uhh... Yeah, and I guess one of the most common problems with the 04-hour comic is that computers crash. So, I will go reboot my computer before I start.... uhh... yeah... And I still have no idea what I will be drawing about. Uhh... yeah...

*calls Teel*

Anti-Media Violence Article

So, for school, I am reading this article about how media violence causes people to be violent. Well.......... ITS PISSING ME OFFF!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!! What is this person thinking?!?! And he is not just defending HIS viewpoint, but he is ATTACKING the opposing argument!!! He said, "Defenders of bloodshed in film, television, and writing often argue that depictions of killing don't incite real violence becuause no one is really affected by what they see or read; it's all just water off a ducks back. At heart, this is an argument against free expression. The whole reason to have a First Amendment is that people are influenced by what they see and hear: words and images do change minds, so there must be free competition among them." Okay, sure, yeah, I guess that makes a little sence but... UGH!!! EXTREMIST!!!!!!!!!! Anyone that says anything about EVERYONE doesn't know what they are talking about. Now, if he has had several morons say that to him, and he believes that everyone that is pro-media violence thinks that, HE is wrong, but I don't know that he thinks that, but.... It felt like he was attacking everyone who supports the violence, and I don't like someone who has to attack people in order to win thier argument. And THEN, he takes that, the statement he probably misinterpreted, and he applies it to a larger scale than it should be. He took what was probably an innocent statement, and he made it seem like the person was against free speech, and commiting a sort of treason, being against our constitution, thats just stupid in my opinion.
And thats just my argument against the most irritating of his statements.
*reads more*
wow... so... ten precent of murders are because of media violence, and 99 precent of all murders are because of robberies, drug deals, and domestic desputes... so.... wait... what? He says the other one precent is the thirty or so serial killers, who are deranged.... and he also says that the media violence makes us deranged... so... huh.... numbers don't match up here...
*reads more*
Okay, well, I have run out of light, and got a distraction, so i'm posting this, and reading more tomorrow, bye.

The Eye Comic - Episode Five

Sorry for the wait, I just got my CD burner working. But, this one is less exciting, but is necissary for what I plan on doing. It introduces The Master Overlord, who is a really cool looking guy! I think I will make him look better in the future, but... yeah.

The next one will be a LOT better. It will probably be the best so far, but I don't know when I will manage to get it up. Sorry, but I am buisy more now. Yeah, so, Enjoy!

Episode Five!

Oh, and I fixed a hugely awful typo in Episode Four.

And there is a difference between an Overlord, and The Master Overlord. Just wanted to clairify.

Kittens are Soft

Pet them, they are soft, an cuddly, and sometimes clawy.

Uh, yeah, so, I was riding my bike in the nieghborhood, comming home from Blockbuster, and I looked into a car, and noticed a rather attractive girl in the front passenger seat. I noticed she was a little mad looking when she looked at me as I rode by. So, I kept riding, and ended up turning the same way as I was. So, I took another look into the vehicle, at the hot girl, and as they drove past, I realised that I recognised the vehicle. I realised that I knew who owned the vehicle, I knew where it was going, I knew the person driving(the girls mother), and I knew the girl. And so I was thinking 'cool, a hot girl in my nieghborhood!' Yaknow... since I am single. Yeah... But THEN! Then I realised... wait... there is a reason I am not friends with them anymore! Like, four or five years ago, I slapped a girl because she was being a stubborn bitch about something stupid... she refused to admit that fences were made of recycled freaking golf balls!!! Yeah, so I got mad, and slapped her. I didn't go around them anymore, and they avoided me too... Yeah, and a couple years later, I was trying to talk to some other people across the street from them(girls my age that were thier friends) and they were being mean to me then as well. Yeah, so I am still getting crap for that, and I swear, it had to have been like fifth grade!! Like, somewere around four or five years!!!!!!! GRRR!!! Yeah, but I don't know if that girl would still have a problem with it. She is hot, and lives near me, and.... I actually think it IS the girl I slapped when I was eleven or twelve... But... I think that if it is, then she should be at least eightteen... So... I probably can't go for her anyway.

On another note, I won a shirt, $40 worth of gift certificates, and a bunch of candy(and a can of dogfood) for eating ice cream with salsa, and mustard, and dog food. Oh, I won the carton of ice cream too!(untainted) Yeah, so that was great!

Kittys are soft.

At lunch, i was like, "I'm going to go get my skittles!" And I walked off, but I quickly realised I needed to talk to my friend about somthing... So, I talked to him for a bit, and then I was like, "I'm gonna go get me some ice cream!" But then my friend was like, "Weren't you going to go get your skittles?" So I said, "Oh yeah! But... I want ice cream, I will get the skittles AFTER I eat the ice cream!" So I went, and I got out my dollar to buy some ice cream, and I was walking up to the ice cream machine, and I noticed someone selling Arbys sandwiches, and I was like "I like Arbys! I think I will get one of those!" So I did. So, I showed up at the table, and I noticed that my delicious Arbys sandwich was NOT ice cream, and DEFINETLY NOT skittles... Yeah... SO, I ate my delicious Arbys sandwich, and then I went, and I got some delicious ice cream! (Seriously, its delicious, the machine says so!!!!) And I ate that, and then, I went inside, and I got my skittles... but... when I got them, I was afrad I might end up getting like... a pork roast, or maybee a giant footlong hotdog or BBQ babys or somthing. It was suspencefull... But I got the Skittles, and I ate them, and life was good.

AND THEN THE RABID COOKIES RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS AND ATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

No, wait, that was the Matrix Revolutions!

I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!!I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!!