The Shadow Vault

How The Plan Turned Out

Well, the plan didn't turn out TOO badly! I got to go to Dericks house for a while, played C&C Generals there, and Got to just plain hang out, plus a bit of slap-fighting. Mostly caught on video. Thats awesome. Whats awesomerest... <-- not a word.... Is that when I was going to the bus stop to go to church, my friend Jared saw me, and his mother made Michael, his brother, come get me, and so I got a ride to church! Hoorahy! Yeah, so at church there were two inflateable games! one is running w/ a bungee attached to you, and you have to put a velcro marker on the center(I hold both forms of records one being just one burst of running to get as far as you can, and the other is struggling to get it as far as you can, with as many tries as you can get w/out falling too far back... I got it PAST the edge, and down the end(the velcro kept going)) And the other game is jousting... two pedastals, two people, and two foam things.
So, not so cool is that my shorts ended up ripped... from halfway up the left side of the zipper, all the way down to the hem at the bottom... Yes, my boxers were showing just a little.... Yeah, thats okay, those shorts were like 3 years old, I think... at least two. But yesh, awesome fun.
I was actually mostly going against this guy who is the boyfriend of one of my friends who I find slightly attractive(not high on the list, but definetly on the list), and he knows I have that opinion, but we were having lots of fun competing, and we are actually pretty evenly matched. It was much much fun! I loved being pushed on by the friendly competition!
I think thats it... except for the list of things I consumed since lunch: a bag of marshmallows, a bunch of frosting, 5 cans of soda, a bunch of cookies, some chips, and a whole bunch of pizza bite things... Which, in combination w/ the rough games, well... was not good. No, I didn't puke, but yes, it felt very very much of not good. It was like not feeling good, only worse.

Yesh... Uhh... I suppose thats it. And now for a (not really)random picture from my stash of pictures of everyone!


Ahh, Sean and his 'boner'

The Eye Comic - Issue 2

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This Isn't According to the Plan!

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Okay, here is the plan:
Go home
Eat lunch
Upload The Eye Comic
talk to father about going to Dericks house later, and blockbuster soon
maybee ask for allowance
Go to Blockbuster
Do other necicary stuff for a while
Go to Dericks house at whatever time is agreed with father
Make ducktape stuff, and work on the game story w/ Connor
Get on a city bus and go to church around 5:30
Have fun at church
Get a ride home from Angela

Okay, well, so far... steps one and two are fine.... but.. like, im taking too long eating... pizza thing, chips and salsa, chips and salsa and cheese, Chocolate... Wait... now THIS POST!!! This post isn't according to plan either!
And, another thing... I forgot(when I made this plan) that my dad wouldn't be home! He isn't home, I can't ask him to give me a ride, or ask him to approve the plan, and nor can I have him drive me!!! Argh!!! This isn't according to plan....

Well, anyway... I have a new Eye Comic I did last night... uhmm... its okay, I donno if its as good... It was supposed to be better, but I don't think it surned out better. It should still be entertaining, and it isn't like, redundant, it's totally new. Mostly. But, yeh, I'll go get that over here(its on the computer in my room... I need to burn it to CD, and then bring it to this comp) So it will be a little bit. But this is my awesome post.

And I leave you with this fantastic picture of me at one of my most insaneest points!

The Stupidest Comic Ever

This is the Eye Comic. I might do more. No. They will never get better. You might not want to read this. I think your brain cells might begin to die.

No videos

Grrr.... I can't get vidoes on, they are too large of files... hmm... I must question Teel about this one. Yeah, Well... SO, I had 214 pictures to sort through, and I did that. Tho, I don't really feel like/have time to put any of those on here right now. Uhmm... Yeah, AND ive still got pics from the past like four days still on the camera that I need to put onto my comp, then to CD, then over here, then sort... But yesh. yesh, uhh.... Monkeypox.

Muto Pics

Someone wanted me to do some strange things with photos of people. Plus, I wanted to see how strange I could get these things...

Joe - The forehead mouth needs some work... Can you guess whos it is?

Derick - Kinda bland, I guess, but the mouth is cool.

Addicted to Dreaming?

Right, so this morning, I woke up around like 7:00 or somthing from a cool dream, and I didn't want to get up, since life isn't as fun as dreaming, and so I fell back asleep. And I kept doing this untill almost 10:00. Thats three hours of sleep for the sake of dreaming. And like... Now, I am wishing I was still dreaming, because I am envying the stuff I had in the dreams. Yaknow, cool video games to play, ability to fly, ability to be IN video games physically. Real life is so boring compared to dreams! Ugh, right. But like... I do that every weekend. Well, every satureday. and I used to do it over the summer reletively often too... altho I think I drempt less then. But yeah. Kinda strange.

And on another subject, last night, I started to figure out coloring. its fun. coloring, I mean. yeah. lots of fun. I am doing it in my computer, with the tablet thing my brother gave me. I am coloring a picture I drew, and yeah, its neet. Sorry... Rambling. Useless text.

I might be Elvis

See... there might be these aliens. And they might have like... Taken me before I died in the future. And like, they might have changed my DNA, and stuff... yeah... and then, they took me back in time, and put me back when elvis was born, only I would be a baby, since they gave me new genetics and all. And so then elvis's mom gave birth to me. And so then I might be Elvis. But then... under that idea, if we had some really bored, really buisy aliens, then they might like... make Elvis someone else... like Moses or somthing. So then, like... maybee everyone is the same person, and its just one crazy time-travelling alien playing with us... I guess the alien is really old or somthing. That and crazy... Wait... maybee the crazy bit was me... Oh well.

C.A.T.S. Credits

Okay, I FINALLY have time to give the credits for the artist for the

C.ats
A.re
T.asty
S.nacks

shirt.

The credit for that delicious art goes to a freind of mine from another state who goes by the name of Draco Nanaki. She does lots of cool drawings that I enjoy, so I decided to ask her if she wanted to do it, and she said yes, so thats how this great pic came out!
Here is a real life picture of the shirt.

And go buy one!

Right, so Draco posts her art on a website called DeviantArt. Here is a link to her page:
http://draconanaki.deviantart.com/
GO LOOK! She does some really awesome work. My favorite is actually the one that she has as her "featured deviation" So go look at that stuff! Its great! You shall love it!

Oh, and apparently, she takes pictures of her stuffed monkey a lot when she is on vacation... like Teel... Uhh.... strange coincidence... Yeah.. strange. Maybee Edison visited Dracos monkey when he was missing...

Images of my Days

This is a guy that rides my bus.

A couple of girls I know.

This is one of the groups I hang out with at lunch, the one laying down on the ground pointing is really cool.

These are some people I hang out with at lunch as well. I visit them before school often too. The one in the center likes grabbing my butt.

I think these are some funions that Joe had. I am not sure. But they look good whatever they are.

This guy claimed to be satan when I took his picture. I am not sure if he is mentally stable or not.

This pretty girl rides the same bus as me, and was alphabetically placed one seat to the left of me in history class.

I think troy eats one of those delicious ice cream thingys every day... that oughta get expensive.

I think thats all the good pics for now. Come back later!

Whats funny is... I don't have any group pics of the group I hang out with the most... heh.

Days, and Cameras, and Insanity

Right, so, I didn't post the past two days because I was buisy. Monday, I just... blew everything off when I got home... which was REALLY stupid. And then yesterday, I had to check out some stuff about prices for colored shirts for the C.A.T.S. design, but I can't do that, since it would cost an insane $26 a shirt! Ugh. So, yeah. Not really much going on at school anyway. Just the same sort of stuff as always, crazyness, nothing that great. Most exciting things have been that I have already got like 4 people who will unquestionably buy C.A.T.S. shirts(not including the one that paid.) and that I have been taking lots of pictures with a digital camera I have. Which has actually brought up some conflics with my freinds as well.
Yeh. My freinds don't like that I think a girl in my first hour class is attractive(Alissa, but I don't know spelling). They figured it out from a previous post, plus that I had mentioned it before. So, they don't like that. And me liking her also caused camera conflicts because they wanted to get a picture of her to include in a project we are doing(with everyones pics) but she refuses to let people take pictures of her. They want me to get the pic anyway for them. And well, I DO have a pic, tho they aren't getting it. I am not being mean to her. Sorry guys, no dice! I just took the picture to prove I could. I am not distributing the image. ever.
Hmm... Yeah, so, I have lots of pictures, and a couple of videos I got on the camera. I am gonna put a few on here for people to see. I will have captions as well, since some people requested captions. eheh. Yeah, so, thats gonna be the post after this. It will have all the pics I am putting on here. Yeah... 141 total, I deleted a LOT, only 79 left, but there are a lot of not very good ones there. So, I am posting only the GREAT ones. Its kinda interesting going through these pictures. Tedious naming them all tho... ugh, oh well, I need to get used to doing that anyway.
Speaking of tedious, I have homework. I only have till six or seven to do it, but thats four to five hours away. So, I can't spend forever working on these photos. Yeh. Tho, I need to get offline, since I am tying up the only way for anyone to contact me. I need to get done with this pretty quick. Yeah. I will post the pics very shortly! Hooray!

A Most Excellent Day

So, today! Today was great! No, I won't go into silly details like before, in fact, I will skip all of school but spanish and lunch! So Ha! Yeah... So last night, I decided I was gunna do somthing odd to my hair this morning. So, this morning, when I did my hair, I put two spikes on the front, so they kind of look like horns! ehehehe!!!! FUN! Yeah, scared SOME people, others thought it was awesome...
So, yesterday, I mentioned that a girl would pay me a dollar if I drew her a leprechaun, but I never got around to it, so in spanish(just before lunch, being when I see her) I decided to draw it. But first, I was asking people for help at drawing it, having them describe what a leprechaun looks like. But this one girl, just stared at my hair! She said I should have done it with red gel, so that it would be more demonic. Anyway, so I drew a creepy leprechaun guy with a kinife... mostly no detail in the body, since everything but the head was a joke.
So, then at lunch, I found her, and I showed it to her, and she of course turned it down, since it wasn't done. But she did buy a single sheet of paper for a dollar since she was being "generous". I only faught a teeny bit. I wont turn down money, I was hungry too. So, then I let her draw with that, and then I went away, and I was gunna ask a cute girl what her name was, but she wasn't sitting where she usually is, so I just went and I talked to my other freind, who wants me to help him network his two computers, and so I gave him my number. And as I was talking to him, the cute girl walked by with her freinds, towards where she sits, so I finished buisness with the guy, and I went and I asked the girl what her name was, and she told me, and I told her my name, then.... URRRGGGHHH!!!! This other girl that likes me came up, and started grabbing my ass.... ugh... Whatever, so then I left, kinda blowing off both girls... I will talk to the cute girl again monday.
So, after that failure, I went outside to get an ice cream bar thingy for lunch, since that was the only thing left that was only a dollar(muffins were gone). So I got that, and then went over to my freinds table(outside, by the vending machines) and I was eating the ice cream, and we were talking about my horns, and how I am either a Deamon, or I am just 'horny'.
Side note: They do a strange points thing. When you do somthing really funny or brave, or somthing, you get some points, and the more points you get, the higher your rank, or somthing, like... gold member, super gold member, platinum member, ect.
So, they decided that I should go get some girls to slap me by telling them that the horns on my head meant I was horny. I declined that. We played around with some other ideas, one involving that if I were to get a date with a girl I had never met before for tonight by the end of lunch that I would get TONS of points. I wasn't sure about that.
But then, a guy came, and started restocking the vending machines near us. So, the first idea was that I do the 'horny' thing to that guy. But I wouldn't do that, I considered it, but I wouldn't. So then, Joe handed me a fork that had all its prongs bent back, and suggested that I threaten the guy with it. Do a stick-up. Considering this, I decided it would be funny, and I eventually decided to do it. eheh.
So, I went up to the guy, told him it was a stickup and that he had to forfiet all his beverages. He just looked at me funny. I said some other things, then went back. When I got back, I was informed that I had the highest rank possible, or somthing like that. I think it was super gold platinum... I dunno. so then, I ended up getting another fork, and then they suggested somthing about a drive-by-forking So, I went, and I harassed him some more, and after he did nothing, I did my 'run-by-forking' Which involved nothing more than running by, and throwing it at him, and declaring it a run-by-forking. Poor guy... I feel bad for him. Being harassed by a crazy teenager at a highschool... Well, I guess he does get paid to do it, and I don't.... Yeah, and then I ended up going back to the table, and then they suggested I should say "fork you!" So I went and did that, and then left, him ignoring me. So then I went back, and acted sad, asking him why he wasn't responding to my 'fork-ups' and he just ignored me more, and then the bell rang. And... that was all. Tho, the guys did sugest I should have pretended to take a case of beverage, but I couldn't because I won't do anything that may get me in REAL trouble.
So thats about it for my school day that was exciting. Woo!

BUT!!!! When I got home, in front of the door was a small garbage can... Which was odd, since its usually not in a walkway, so I wen up, and checkd behind it and alas! there was my shirt!!!! The C.A.T.S. shirt!!!! HOORAY!!!! I have it now!!! I tore open the package, and showed it to the girl I walk from the bus stop with, and she thought it was cool. It turned out VERY well! All the shading is GREAT! yeah, so go buy one!!!

Yeah, and click the back, it says:

C.ats
A.re
T.asty
S.nacks

Its spiffy. They go off sale the 26th, and the $13 deal also ends the 26th, so if you want that, then let me know by then. If you are in Phoenix, but don't know me, then e-mail me at Warpshadow@modernevil.com and let me know, and we can arrange somthing! And this is a GREAT deal, becuase you actually save $7 from the full price of $20(on sale now for only $15!) PLUS, you don't have to pay shipping though that deal, so its great. So yeah, its a really great deal, and its only available through 09.26.03! So, don't delay, act now!

Oh, and I am having barrels of fun learning katakana!

Stupid Bus Driver

So this morning, I got on the bus, and we went to school, and I think the bus driver mentioned that a window was broken, and I didn't care. I will talk about that later. So at school, a girl I have been attracted to for a while is being nice to me and talking to me. I don't think she is attracted to me, but hey, yaknow what? I want to be her freind anyway. Shes fun, and cute, and stuff, so yeah. I talked to her some first hour, because I was commenting on the blue streaks she had in her hair. She said that she also had sprayed the stuff all over her freinds head even tho he saved his head, so he barely had any hair at all.
Second hour, my class was in a computer room. We have been all week. I know more about computers than anyone else in the class, and so I have to go around helping everyone do stuff. Its fun, its what I like to do. Tho, sometimes, when people fight over me, its kind of annoying. But yeah, the only other annoying thing is my ex girlfreind flirting with me during my travels about the computer room.
Third hour was boring, just reading, fourth was just some annoying stuff in the spanish book, whatever, just simple stuff. then there was lunch! Lunch was fun. First I went to my american history class to finish up a paragraph essay type thing. Then I went, and I hung out at the table some of my freinds are at, talked about strange things, then I wandered away, and ended up talking to my freind Adam, and annoyingly got hugged by a girl that I want nothing to do with, and my freinds called me over, to get me away from her(thnx guys) and so I went and talked to some other freinds, who were doing crazy things, and one of them hired me to draw her a leprichon(sp?) for a dollar. her only specification was that it needed an upside down flower pot on its head with a flower coming off the RIGHT side.
Yeah, and then I drifted off, and was talking to a girl, and then this guy walks through the middle of a big group of people twice, and I followed him away the second time, asking why he did it(his responce being because he was bored) so then I noticed the group of freinds that had appeared around him were the group that the girl in my first hour class hangs out with, and I noticed that infact, there she was! (I was happy) and then she pointed out to me the guy she sprayed the hair blue, and I saw another guy sprayed too. Then they started playing hackey-sac in the hallway, I was just watching and so was the gir I like(she had a drink) but then a security guy(NOT a police guy! officer dingy, heh) came up and told them they couldn't play hackey-sac in the building, and so they put it away, but then(of course) he had to have a problem with thier hair, and he was telling them they had to give him the can of spray, and I think he was about to search thier stuff, so I clarified that they had thier hair sprayed before school, and so he bugged off, and so then the whole group left, and the guard left, and then the rest of lunch, was uneventfull.
Sixth hour(American history) we watched a movie about 11.09.01. Then in english, two STUPID things happened. Ugh.. Number one, my freind was reading a book(note, this class is mostly about reading) and he got scolded for it! It was while people were writing on the board, no reason to be paying attention!!! Yeah, and then the second stupid thing is this: "Rebuild my clubhouse was fiasco." Seriously, this is a quote of what someone wrote on the board! It is an example of a sentance using the word "fiasco" isn't it wonderful? And that was the persons second attempt. The first just had nothing to do with the word. Ugh... them persons am the most smarterest!!!!
So then, after that stupidity, I went to my bus, and got on the bus, and the driver had a bandaid on his finger, and he had been cut, and made sure nobody sat at the seat by the window with the crack in it. So, we eventually took off, driving, and before we got onto the main road, the driver called base, and asked what he should do about the window, and they told him to pull over and wait for a replacement bus. We waited for like 10 minutes for a freaking replacement bus becauseof a broken window. Unbelievable. Oh well. it happens.

Oh, and I think that I may not do that fiction thing... it seems that my life is entertainment enough that I don't need to make stuff up! eheheh!

Flying Things at Hospitals

Okay! Now that I can finally post again! Geez, its been a long time, I can't even remember much of the dream I was gunna describe. Hmmm. Well, I guess I will just tell the neet part of the dream.
I was injured, so I went to a hospital, and so they had me lay down on a streacher thingy, and it fastened me down(actually, a thing inflated, and its pressure held my entire body down securely) and they quicky sent me off to another section of the hospital, but to do that, the thing flew, or more of hovered. But, I was outside, and it flew way high into the air, and then landed in another area of the hospital, and on the way, I could see the building, and I went really high, and that was fun. When I landed, they checked me out, figured out my foot was wounded, and the streacher got me again, and it flew to the back of the hospital, were I fell asleep, and then woke up in a recovery room thingy.
Thats about it, its just the neet concept of the hovering streacher thingys, taking me to different sections of the hospital for prompt care.

In more recentness, I am doing decently in all my classes in school. I have to be reading three books right now(A Separate Peace, Dragonflight, and Why Do Birds) And they all have to be read at different times (A Separate Peace next tuesday, Dragonflight by october tenth, and Why Do Birds by the end of the quarter) and what sucks is that the due dates are in REVERSE order of my interest... so like, I want to be reading Why Do Birds, and I want to finish that really fast, and I can, but.... ugh, I have a test on tuesday or wednesday on A Separate Peace so... yeah... I dunno.
And later today, I have to do, like, three classes of work, shouldn't be too hard, just gotta look up a website and copy some info from it, and ive gotta read a story in english, and probably somthing else like organising a notebook, I dunno, ive written it all down in a folder. But I have to get that done by 7:00 because there is church, even though I am going to be starting a spiffy project today in here. I will explain that in one of these paragraphs!
Yeah, and socially, I am having lots of fun, I have many people that I talk to, and stuff, and I have some freinds I hang out with and play Warhammer 40K with(using thier peices). And somehow, there seem to be like 3 girls that hug me often, which is cool :) And yeah... I am rarely bored at school. I am also drawing as often as I think about it and feel like it at the same time, which is cool, since now that I have been drawing, my ability to control the movements of my hand are increasing, making my handwriting fractionally better. Eventually, I might actually have legible handwriting!!!

My new project! So, I was thinking about storywriting, and how I usually lose attention and momentum really quickly, and stuff, and how I just have a bunch of lost, dead ideas. Usually what it happens is that I will write some, quit for the day, and then never come back because I never feel like writing about that same thing. So what I plan on doing, is every day, getting on posting one of these things about my day, then posting a chapter of a story. But instead of having a story with a consistently strong idea that carries on, all that will carry on is what I feel like keeping the next day. But I won't just change with no explination, I will have some explination of the change, and the relation between the two sections. So, im not gunna do somthing like talk about some people in a space ship fighting aliens, then instantly be on a planet with different people that are stopping a lava flow, I would have them the same characters, and explain that they crashed on a planet after the battle, and that they are helping the locals stop a lava eruption approaching thier city. See? Makes sence, eh? And I will probably have a small thing explaining how they got from one to the other, and then write the details about the next one. Maybee, if I can't come up with a connection, I will just save it for another day, and say so(with somthing in mind). Oh, and I plan on eventually figuring out how to have all the stories on thier own section of my BLog. We will see, 'cause I think I will need some help with that. So, yeah, I think thats all I have to say about that.

Oh, and wow, ive got at least four freinds who have said they have been sick throwing up. Wow. And one in oregon, geez.
Yeah, and all the depressed and upset people around, geez.... okay, i'm kidding, people can be depressed and upset all they want.

C.ats
A.re
T.asty
S.nacks

Darkness and Church

so, I was hanging out here, drinking orange juice, and chatting online, and playing with stuff, yaknow, and my cell phone rings, and I go answer it, and its the youth pastor from church, and he asks whats up, and I look at a clock, and realise its seven, and its TUESDAY... I didn't have school yesterday, so today feels like monday... and.. so I tell him I forgot it was tuesday, and that I will ride down and that he shouldn't wait for me(people start showing up at 6:30, and they start a game, and the bible lesson around 7:00) so I get offline, drink my orange juice, write a note, and take off! I realised that my NEW bike makes it A LOT easier to ride FASTER. :-D I happy! So I get there fast, and I lock up my bike, and they are waiting for me! Cool! Its not like they are impatiently waiting, its just that they are still playing all the video games, and talking and all the stuff like they normally do before they start. AND there are more people than usual! Awesome! So we start, and we are playing a fun game. one person picks a topic, and we all have to say a word that fits in the topic, and we go around, and whatever. And I got fifth place, out of like fifteen, so its cool! I could have kept winning, but I gave up, I didn't feel like saying string was a thing people wear.
So we had a good lesson, wasn't boring at all, the prayer was, but other people praying is like that. So then I hang around, get to know the new guy, play some games, have fun, and then RIDE HOME AT NIGHT! I love riding my bike at night. I love being out at night, its so calm, and dark, and quiet. I don't know why, but night time is so much more fun to me than day time. Overcast sky is better than night, but night is great, its peaceful, and empty, and fewer people bugging me, and its so quiet. like, when I ride my bike in the morning, or during the day, I hear me, and lots of cars, and... blegh, its bright and I have to squint. But at night, its quiet, all I can hear is me, and the things that are important to me. And sure, I have to try to see some things, but usually, things don't hide in the darkness. I may be wrong in this, since I am not out in the dark much, but right now, I like it that way.

Ehehe. And on another note, soon I will have a shirt design ready! yay!