The Shadow Vault

I would like one 'tardarito with a side of 'tardos!

I cooked dinner for my family today. I made bean and turky burritos. from beans and turkey and cheese. When I was folding them, one of them looked retarded. I made a retarded bean burrito. I think my dad ate it. My dad ate a 'tardarito. I should start a restaurant called 'tardo bell. People would ask: "Can I have a 'tardarito with a side of 'tardos?"

Yes I am not completely uninsane...

Just a little bored, I guess.