August 03, 2004

Patented = Good

Okay. I am back on the hotmail filter subject.

I finally went into Hotmail and turned off the filter... it was bugging me more... Anyway, so I go it, and I see that on a side bar they say something about using patented mail filters... Now... Is the word "patented" supposed to help? I know they try it in the info-mercials on the TV, but... Seriously, all "patented" means is that nobody else can use it without permission. Well, really it just means that they proved they did it first. But really... It's silly!

Like, I could patent a way to assist in, I dunno, terrorism, or rape, or beasiality, or... I dunno, something bad, or completely stupid, like an ass-scratcher.... But really, erm... Just because those things would be patented, doesn't mean they are good! I am sure I could patent a method of consistently coming up with malfunctioning products, but that doesn't mean that you should buy my products that were "created using a patented method." But... Yeah... Just a rant.

Posted by Warpshadow at August 3, 2004 09:47 PM | TrackBack
 
 
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I could, using the Tagotchi Method tuned towards maximum malfunction or lowest satisfaction, tune products and processes to be the worst possible. I mean, really, really, the worst. Not just a little bad, but as bas as is mathematically possible.

We should start a business.

Posted by: Teel on August 3, 2004 10:01 PM
 
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