The Shadow Vault

Stupid Homework... Grr!

So... I have to do this assignement. It took me three days to find the page on my teachers website that told me how to do it, and now I find that its DUMB. Well, at least for me. See... its... well, I need to make a web page that is a portfolio, including my career goals, my past achievements, a resume, and some other stuff... link And that link... the page for the info for the portfolio requirements... it has a space in it!!! This teacher is also the tech teacher!!!

Anyway... So... I am supposed to list my achievements and things... I think... all I have done is... Uhh... I guess in 2rd through 4th grade, I played the Viola.... and... I applied for a job at a... Harkins theatre.... so... hmmm..... I guess if I can put stuff about girls, and if it helps to creep girls out a lot.... then I WIN!!! Or something.... Anyway... thats enough of my dumb post about my dumb assignment. I'm gonna go.... I dunno... make a piece of shit assignment.

And April fools day sucks... it skrewz up all my jokes! See... I joke a lot of dumb things normally, but now people just expect my jokes to be april fools day jokes... Its like they all forgot I was funny in the first place.

(By jokes, I mean jokes, not pranks. Like saying I am gay.... Oh yeah!)

Right... So I've decided that I will become gay because I just creep girls out, and gay guys can't get creeped out, being... like... amongst the creepiest, and most tolerant persons around! So then I won't creep out the people I am trying to go out with....
But thats just a joke. I'm just gonna keep trying to get girls, and fail, creeping them out just by telling them anything I think. Yeah....