The Shadow Vault

That Pirate Thing...

Yeah, so, I had come up with the thing of drunken, capsized pirate day, and that seemed fun, but now... now I have ammended it... See, now, its a whole week! But, not, like, the same thing, see, I took the individual elements of that day, and broke them down into individual days. Well, plus, now the pirate has lost his peg leg. Right, so the schedule is this(this is for NEXT WEEK!!!)

Monday: Swimming!
Tuesday: Pirate!
Wednesday: Under the Influence!
Thursday: Missing a Limb!
Friday: Drunken Capsized Pirate Who Is Missing His Peg Leg!

Right, so, for swimming, wear swimming clothes, and all day, swim everywhere... I mean... pretend you are, like acting, except swimming through the air....
Then, for the pirate thing, walk, talk, dress, and act like a pirate!
Under the influence: Pick somthing that will change how you would normally act! sure, sure, you assume this is a drug, but... I will be pretending I am under the influence of EBOLA!!! yeheah!
And, last, but not really last, I am lying, is missing a limb day, where you choose any limb, and you don't use it all day, you act like it is gone(you could also do fingers, but not really toes, unless you can seriously properly mimick someone who has no toes, I mean, come on.)
So, then for the last day, talk and dress like a pirate, hop on one leg, act like you are swimming, and also, if it is possible to do it noticeably(probably while you are sitting), then act drunk as well.

Wow. Thats crazy
BUT, as if that WEREN'T crazy enough...

I HAVE ALSO ASSIGNED ITEMS TO CARRY EACH DAY!!!

Monday: Squirt Guns(nothing that will alarm any security, please)!!
Tuesday: Eating Utensils, and preferably sporks!!!
Wednesday: Stuff Made of Duct Tape!!
Thurday: Shuriken Stuff(like, ninja stars... you can fold them from paper, and launch them w/ rubber bands)
Friday: EVERYTHING!!!!!! Optimally, it will be a shuriken gun that is made from duct tape and sporks, but... thats silly!

Yeah, so, do this NEXT WEEK!!!

YEAH!!!!

Oh, and as a little extra, the next two weekdays also have assigned themes, monday the fifteenth is pretend you are a conspiracy theorist, in which you wear aluminum foil on your head, and act generally paranoid.
Then, tuesday the sixteenth is pretend you are Heath(ME!) day, at which time, you act like me!!!! Which is generally crazy. Otherwise, I guess it is also walk backwards day/sing all day day.... I dunno, but if you act crazy, sing all day, and walk backwards, then, I suppose you win. Oh, and that day, I won't yell at anyone for randomly singing!!! whee!!!!

HAVE FUN, AND DON'T FORGET!!!!!!