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Pretend You Are A Drunken, Capsized Pirate Day

I am going to declare "pretend you are a drunken, capsized pirate day" where you swim through the air when you walk, and when you stand, you wade and get pulled by the tide, and when you sit, you have to hold on, so you don't float away, and when you talk, you have to go "yarr!" all the time, and talk all drunken like, and do other piratey things. Oh, and bonus to people who wear pirate hats, and carry pirate swords, or wear other pirate stuff!

I think it will be.........
December......
the.....
TWELFTH!

I think...

Unless, like.. someone really important objects with some really good objection, it will be the twelfth of december, thats a friday, its a couple weeks away, so you have plenty of time to prepare, and... uhh...the drunken is optional... and... yeah, actually, I guess if you want to, you can even pretend you are a normal-like pirate... I guess... but, its best if you go ALL OUT!!!

AND TELL ALL your friends!!!!!!!!!!!

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12!!!!


JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!!!!!!


Whee!!! I AM A PIRATE!!!!!

AND, the correct place to send everyone to is:

http://www.modernevil.com/shadowvault/004356.php






Right, and so, yes, this is sort of a copy of Talk Like a Pirate Day Only, not completely, see, the purpose of PYAADCPD(paiyahdicpuhduh)(Pretend You Are a Drunken, Capsized Pirate Day) is actually the whole swimming thing, the other stuff is just so that the people who missed Talk Like a Pirate Day(TLaPD) can make up for it, or for the people who LOVED TLaPD want another day, with some extra spice... Yeah, and also for the crazy people who just want to do thier best to creep people out as much as possible... But, yeah, just do it, its fun, and don't embarass the people who didn't hear about TLaPD untill two weeks later, and need a new day so they have an excuse, and some partners to talk like a pirate in, and also some other stuff, whee!