The Shadow Vault

Kittens are Soft

Pet them, they are soft, an cuddly, and sometimes clawy.

Uh, yeah, so, I was riding my bike in the nieghborhood, comming home from Blockbuster, and I looked into a car, and noticed a rather attractive girl in the front passenger seat. I noticed she was a little mad looking when she looked at me as I rode by. So, I kept riding, and ended up turning the same way as I was. So, I took another look into the vehicle, at the hot girl, and as they drove past, I realised that I recognised the vehicle. I realised that I knew who owned the vehicle, I knew where it was going, I knew the person driving(the girls mother), and I knew the girl. And so I was thinking 'cool, a hot girl in my nieghborhood!' Yaknow... since I am single. Yeah... But THEN! Then I realised... wait... there is a reason I am not friends with them anymore! Like, four or five years ago, I slapped a girl because she was being a stubborn bitch about something stupid... she refused to admit that fences were made of recycled freaking golf balls!!! Yeah, so I got mad, and slapped her. I didn't go around them anymore, and they avoided me too... Yeah, and a couple years later, I was trying to talk to some other people across the street from them(girls my age that were thier friends) and they were being mean to me then as well. Yeah, so I am still getting crap for that, and I swear, it had to have been like fifth grade!! Like, somewere around four or five years!!!!!!! GRRR!!! Yeah, but I don't know if that girl would still have a problem with it. She is hot, and lives near me, and.... I actually think it IS the girl I slapped when I was eleven or twelve... But... I think that if it is, then she should be at least eightteen... So... I probably can't go for her anyway.

On another note, I won a shirt, $40 worth of gift certificates, and a bunch of candy(and a can of dogfood) for eating ice cream with salsa, and mustard, and dog food. Oh, I won the carton of ice cream too!(untainted) Yeah, so that was great!

Kittys are soft.

At lunch, i was like, "I'm going to go get my skittles!" And I walked off, but I quickly realised I needed to talk to my friend about somthing... So, I talked to him for a bit, and then I was like, "I'm gonna go get me some ice cream!" But then my friend was like, "Weren't you going to go get your skittles?" So I said, "Oh yeah! But... I want ice cream, I will get the skittles AFTER I eat the ice cream!" So I went, and I got out my dollar to buy some ice cream, and I was walking up to the ice cream machine, and I noticed someone selling Arbys sandwiches, and I was like "I like Arbys! I think I will get one of those!" So I did. So, I showed up at the table, and I noticed that my delicious Arbys sandwich was NOT ice cream, and DEFINETLY NOT skittles... Yeah... SO, I ate my delicious Arbys sandwich, and then I went, and I got some delicious ice cream! (Seriously, its delicious, the machine says so!!!!) And I ate that, and then, I went inside, and I got my skittles... but... when I got them, I was afrad I might end up getting like... a pork roast, or maybee a giant footlong hotdog or BBQ babys or somthing. It was suspencefull... But I got the Skittles, and I ate them, and life was good.

AND THEN THE RABID COOKIES RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS AND ATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

No, wait, that was the Matrix Revolutions!

I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!!I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!! I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!!