The Shadow Vault

I might be Elvis

See... there might be these aliens. And they might have like... Taken me before I died in the future. And like, they might have changed my DNA, and stuff... yeah... and then, they took me back in time, and put me back when elvis was born, only I would be a baby, since they gave me new genetics and all. And so then elvis's mom gave birth to me. And so then I might be Elvis. But then... under that idea, if we had some really bored, really buisy aliens, then they might like... make Elvis someone else... like Moses or somthing. So then, like... maybee everyone is the same person, and its just one crazy time-travelling alien playing with us... I guess the alien is really old or somthing. That and crazy... Wait... maybee the crazy bit was me... Oh well.